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Delonte West Doing His Best Maurice Clarett Impression
The Delonte West saga continues in Cleveland. The former Seattle Supersonic was absent from the Cavaliers’ first practice of the season today, after an offseason filled with turmoil. His absence was...
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Unique Search Terms Used To Find SeattleSportsnet
A list of some of the search terms that have directed internet users to the website in recent days. There are some weird ones. Enjoy. tari free kube maitre gay guys ass is boise state overrated college...
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Sonicsgate: An Absolute Must-See
If you haven’t been following Sonicsgate, you need to. A group of Sonics fans passionate enough to make a movie about the destruction and abduction of our once-proud NBA franchise are set to unveil...
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Professional Ticket Scalper Wants You To Take Him Seriously
No. You need a job. Have you ever been to a sporting event of any kind and not been harassed by ticket scalpers? It doesn’t happen anymore. What with the crappy economy, the employment crunch, and the...
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Soccer Fans Need Your Love, But Don’t Want Your Support
I like soccer, but it hasn’t always been that way. As a kid, I used to hate it. Played it when I was in second grade, thought it was boring, quit, and never looked back. It was a lot of running for...
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NBA Tipoff Is A Painful Reminder Of What Our City Had
I’ve already tried like five different times to write this article and it’s next to impossible. Sometimes you just have to stop trying and speak from the heart, and that’s what I intend to do. I miss...
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Basketball With Yours Truly, Coach Noah Chang
If you haven’t seen this yet, you need to. It’s amazing. So amazing that we’ve embedded the video below. The linked article is simply an overview of the video via Deadspin for those of you too lazy to...
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Jake Heaps Is A High School Anomaly
When you think of a talented high school quarterback, you probably picture an all-around athlete. The type of kid who plays multiple sports, is versatile, and pulls chicks like a Christmas sale at The...
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The Unique Search Term List
"brian davis is a traitor" From time to time, we like to bring you some of the more unique search terms to lead readers to Seattle Sportsnet. As always, these are actual search terms entered in by...
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Husky Hockey Takes I-5 Cup From Duck Bastards
For those of you Husky fans frustrated by the basketball team’s lack of heart in recent games, allow me to recommend a group of UW students that wear their hearts on baggy, oversized sleeves: the Husky...
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Floyd Landis: The Worst American Hero
Remember when Floyd Landis was supposed to be the next Lance Armstrong? Lance pulled a Michael Jordan, embarked on a semi-retirement, and left us with this Scottie Pippen impostor who wasn’t worth the...
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Not Your Typical Obligatory Winter Olympics Rant
Like a person who still puts the “is” in their Facebook status updates, NBC’s Winter Olympics coverage is ball-itchy annoying. And by ball-itchy annoying, I mean the type of itch you get on your balls...
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SI Gives Local Hoops Hotbed Some Love
A feature article in the current edition of Sports Illustrated, just released today, pays homage to Seattle’s established basketball scene. For years, the Emerald City has produced some of the nation’s...
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Five Signs Your Sports Fanaticism Is Actually Legitimate Craziness Trying To...
You sick, sick bastard. You’re not a fan. You’re more than a fan. In your own mind, at least. To the rest of us, you straddle the line separating sanity from lunacy. You probably shouldn’t be allowed...
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Athletic Supporters Send Jerry Brewer to Bullets
As the owner, general manager, and sometimes point guard of a rec team of increasingly unathletic amateur basketball players, I’m here today to formally announce the sad news of the departure of a...
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